This morning, I cut myself shaving.
Before you delete this website from your bookmarks (or, dare I say it, your default homepage) for lapsing into the sort of mundane diarising that blogs are so often mocked for, I should clarify: I was using an electric razor. This is true. An electric razor. Slight cut. Actual blood.
Why mention it? Because it’s confirmed that one of the all-time greatest moments from Australian television history is actually based in truth. And it’s an excuse to post the clip for anyone unlucky enough to have never seen it.