Confused About How To Vote On Same-Sex Marriage?

Hi there.

If, by some remarkable twist of fate, you are: (a) Australian; (b) enrolled to vote; (c) legitimately unsure of how to vote in the upcoming same-sex marriage postal survey; (d) unwilling to talk to anyone about your misgivings because most people have made up their mind already and you’re afraid of being yelled at; (e) lost and have accidentally stumbled upon my website… then I say welcome! And I’d like to direct you to the Contact tab just above.

If you feel like speaking with someone in private about why you’re unsure of how to vote, if you want to ask questions of any kind, if you want to talk the whole thing through without being judged for your uncertainty, please feel free to email me and we’ll chat. Shoot me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

If I can help just one person figure out their thoughts on this issue, then my level of influence remains sadly on-brand.

I Totally Changed The Nightly Show

Nightly Show Australian Map

A couple of month ago, I wrote this article for Spook Magazine about The Nightly Show. At the end of the piece, I pointed out that the map behind Larry had two light bulbs in what appeared to be random Australian locales:

The Nightly Show ends with Wilmore himself answering a Keep It 100 question, one he doesn’t get to see until he’s on camera. So let’s give him one of our own. Larry, we in Australia are delighted that our country features so prominently on your non-traditional flipped world map. But two flashing lights – which usually indicate the location of cities – seem to highlight two Western Australia parks: the Nuytsland Nature Reserve and the Karlamilyi National Park. Is this a deliberate and pointed reference that’s keeping with the remit of The Nightly Show’s stated agenda, highlighting places that are more closely aligned with Aboriginal culture than the lily-white likes of Sydney and Melbourne, or did you just stick little light bulbs in random spots?

It’s not out of the ordinary for shows made in other countries to stick light bulbs in random parts of the map, falsely assuming that Australia is as evenly populated as the USA or Europe. But given Wilmore’s show is all about keeping it real, I hoped to get some sort of explanation… either an admission that it was entirely random, or a revelation of some hitherto unknown meaning.

But we received no response. And then, a few weeks later, this happened:

Nightly Oz Map 2

They’d changed the set and tweaked the light bulbs and suddenly Australia had two new areas highlighted.

Look, I’m not saying I was completely and solely responsible for this, but I did actually contact The Nightly Show’s media reps to ask if I was, and they didn’t get back to me. So the lack of denial is all the tacit confirmation I need.

You’re welcome, Sydney and Mackay. But mostly Mackay. You finally got your due.

Looking For Batman

No superhero franchise is truly whole until it becomes a trilogy, and sometimes not even then. But the makers of the Viggo Mortensen-starring Looking For Magneto, and its sequel, the Carey Mulligan vehicle Looking For Spider-man, have rounded off their series with the biggest instalment yet: Nicole Kidman in Looking For Batman.

Some long-standing arcs from the first two instalments are finally (and very subtly, I might add) paid off.